Oldman's frnd: Even after 70 yrs u still call ur wife as Darling, Honey, etc. Wats d secret?
Oldman: I 4got her name 10 yrs ago & i'm scared 2 ask wat it is...
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A Solid Quote At the Entrance of a College
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'THE MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 'THEFT' OR 'LOSS OF VIRGINITY'
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Boy frnd: I'm Studying..
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GF: - ...
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What happened.... Send More jokes...plz.. ;)
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Student: Madam y Gandhi had no hair on his head?
Teacher: B'coz of intelligence.
Student: Now, i understood why ladies have long hair...
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Luv - A girl holding boys hand in d middle of road.
Marriage - Wife holding husband collar in d middle of road.. ;)
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Man: Cofee? its 3 Rs
Begg: 1 for my girlfrnd
Man: Wow u too made a GF?
Begg: No sir, GF made me a begger ;)
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Manmohan Singh has decided to retire frm Politics & write his Autobiography:
Name of the Book is '3 MISTAKES OF MY LIFE'
2G, 3G & Sonia G.
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Interesting fact:
If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she has a Boyfrnd.
If a boy has balance in his cell then he has no Girlfrnd.
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History says -
Sathi Savithri fought Yamraj & got her husband back
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Moral of the story: No one can save U frm ur wife, not even YAMARAJ.
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Height Of Counter Attacking:
Teacher: Why r u talking during my lesson?
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Student: Why r u teaching during my conversation?
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Dear Girls,
If a Boy sends U a
“hey” = he takes u as a frnd
“heyy” = he likes u
“heyyy” = he wants u
“heyyyyyyyy” = he is DRUNK. ;)
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A Notice board in Conference Hall Entrance in my College!
Please keep your mobile in.....
'MANMOHAN SINGH' mode.. :)
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Put ur hand on a Hot Pan a second seems an hour...
But
put ur hand on a Hot Woman.. An hour seems a second..
dat's EINSTEIN'S Theory of Relativity.
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Funny World -
When PARENTS care us, we call it 'RESTRICTION'..
But, When BOY FRND or GIRL FRND restricts us, we call it 'CARING'
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Dear FACEBOOK, when everytime I add a girl.. u ask me "Do u know her".
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Is she ur sister?
Mind ur Own Business..!
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Worst possible way to irritate a person -
Asking him to think POSITIVE when he is anxiously waiting for the results of him HIV test..:)
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A plea from a husband .... :-) :-) ..... "Dear Google, please stop behaving like my wife.
Please let me finish my sentence before starting guessing and suggesting!!" lollzzzz
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Most insulting lines said to Google:
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Dear Google, can u just allow me to write my sentence before u start Guessing. :)
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Girl - Wat r u going 2 git Grandma on her b'day?
Boy - FOOT BALL
Girl - But Grandma doesn't play footbal..
Boy - Well, on my B'day she gav me BOOKS.... :)
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Teacher: Tintu what is the full form of class?
Tintumon: C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) Girl Friend pays the bill...
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Docter to tintumon: U will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see any one before u die?
Tintumon: Yes, A GOOD DOCTER
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......
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Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track
Tintu was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.... WHY?? Because his doctor advised him: Today`s dinner should be light...
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When u born.. the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all people N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST"
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Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet Dundumol said: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturn Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'
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Boy: 30 to 40 times a day..
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Girl: Are you "Mental"..?
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Boy: No.. I am a BARBER..
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Telephone Rings at Night...
Husband: If Its for me..den say dat I'm "Not at Home"
But, Wife Answers: 'He is at Home'...
Husband: Wat?
Wife: It was for Me..!
